WILL A SECRETARY GET TO HEAVEN ?
If a Secretary writes a letter, it's too long.
If he sends a post card, it's too short.
If he doesn't send a notice he is lazy.
If he attends a committee meeting, he's butting in.
If he asks a member for dues, he's insulting.
If he fails to collect dues, he's slipping.
If he asks for advice, he's incompetent.
If he does not, he's bull headed.
If he writes reports complete, they're too long.
If he condenses them, they're incomplete.
If he talks on a subject, he's trying to run things.
If he remains silent, he lost interest.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
If others won't do it, the Secretary must.